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I Think A Man Ought To Get Drunk At Least Twice A Year Just On Principle, So He Won't Let Himself Get Snotty About It.
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I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle,
so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
-- Raymond Chandler
Related:
Let's get drunk and be somebody.
One evening he spoke. Sitting at her feet, his face raised to her, he allowed his soul to be heard.
My darling, anything you wish, anything I am, anything I can ever be....
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
Let's get drunk and be somebody else.
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
The wisest man is generally he who thinks himself the least so. -- Boileau
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....
Phoebe: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know
I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too....
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you.
And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive,and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me....