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• Lisa: If we don't get to the convention soon, all the good comics will be gone!
  Bart: Ah, what do you care about good comics? All you every buy is Casper the Wimpy Ghost....
• Who was Casper the Friendly Ghost before he died?
• Lisa: Bart, in the split second before he died, I bet Scratchy appreciated his birthday present.
  Do you see how this relates to us? Bart: Hey, you want that once-a-year empty gesture?...
• Bart: That was a killer tour, man! Lisa: I never realized how many celebrities humuliated themselves right in our backyard.
  -- "Homer's Phobia...
• Bart: Lis! Lis, come here, I found him! I found Edgar Neubauer.
  [points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband and old grouch (1831-1909)"] Oh my God....
• Lisa: [sobs] Mom, this is really scary. I'm going to get my first F ever.
  Marge: Cheer up! So you're not good at sports: it's a very small part of life....
• Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
  .. Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so when no one could think of a plan to resurect Itchy & Scratchy, a young boy, a wonderful irrepressible young boy, took it on his own to solve the problem....
• Bart: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. [whistles to call the orchestra's attention] Stop the music.
  [they do] Where's dad? [the Simpsons begin to look] "Lisa...
• Bart: [sighs] I wasted five bucks on these. Lisa: Where'd you get five bucks?
  I want five bucks. Bart: Aw, I sold my soul to Milhouse?...