I Think I May Have Eaten There Myself Department: A man left a restaurant
with a sandwich for which he had not paid, at high noon. He was quickly
apprehended by the police and had the evidence in hand at the time. Taken
before the local magistrate, the man admitted his guilt. The magistrate,
reflecting on the fact that on one occasion he himself had eaten there at
the same restaurant from which the sandwich was stolen, ordered the man to
undergo a thorough psychiatric examination and waived all criminal charges.
Some sandwich!
