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I Think It's A Good Reminder Of Who's Really In Charge.
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I think it's a good reminder of who's really in charge.
-- Federal worker on the snow-related shutdown in Washington, D.C.
-- [January 1996]
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Atlanta had a couple inches of snow on the ground for the federal holiday on January 20.
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Concerning the war in Vietnam, Senator George Aiken of Vermount noted in January, 1966, "I'm not very keen for doves or hawks.
I think we need more owls." -- Bill Adler, "The Washington Wi...
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The CDA made it a federal crime in the USA to send a communication which is "obscene, lewd, lascivious, filthy, or indecent, with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass another person....
My position is that I understand from a medical situation, immediately after a rape is reported, that a woman normally, in fact, can go to the hospital and have a D and C.
At that time... that is before the forming of a life....
Bart: Hello, my name's Dmitri. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener.
My question is, if a son defies his father and chooses a career that makes millions of children happy, shouldn't the father forgive the son?...
Oh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to Increase Your Word Power.
' That thing is really, really, really ... good. -- Homer Simpson Mr....
Ooh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to increase your word power'.
That thing is really, really.. really.... good. -- Homer, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957...
To be is to be related. -- C. J. Keyse