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• Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights.
  Caller: Yes, hi. With all the suffering and injustice in the world, do you ever wonder if God really exists?...
• The Rev. Lovejoy, Msgr. Kenneth Daly, and Rabbi Krustofsky, on their joint radio show
  Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights....
• Rabbi K: Hello? Anybody there? I hear breathing but I don't hear talking.
  What's going on here? Hello, mister? Hello, hello?...
• Rabbi K: You know that my son Herschel was first in his yeshiva class?
  As a matter of fact, he was voted `The most likely to hear God'....
• Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky? Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you, my young friend?
  Bart: We came to talk to you about your son. Rabbi K...
• Rabbi K: [answering the phone] Hello. Hello? Anybody there?
  What's this, I hear the phone ring, and suddenly there's nothing....
• Oy vey's mir! You have brought shame on our family!
  Oh, if you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I could forgive....
• Rabbi Krustofsky: If you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I could forgive.
  The plot of this episode is the Rabbi disowning his son (Krusty the Clown) because he became an entertainer rather than becoming a Rabbi....
• Man 1: Should I finish college? Rabbi K: Yes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
  Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another child?...