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• Oh, it was a beautiful day. The sun was shining. I was driving to the orphanage to pass out toys.
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• Burns: [grabbing paper] "Memorandum to Mrs. Bouvier, re
  Delineation of Romantic Intentions" -- pfft, too sappy....
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• Bart: You twisted old monster! [runs at him
  Burns pulls back his lapel and shows a gun] Bu...
• Homer: Marge, when I see you forming the vowels and continents Marge
  Consonants. Homer: consonants, with your beautiful mouth, your beautiful breath pushing past your beautiful teeth....
• Sometimes I think my ears are hearing voices.
• The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes. -- Frank Lloyd Wrigh
• People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world.
  What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair....
• When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.