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• NOOOOOOOO!! TAKE ME!! I'M OLD!! -- Mr. Burns' view of events, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca
• I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
  -- In court, Mr. Burns justifies his actions, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Smithers: I think the boy is hurt. Burns: Oh for crying out loud, just give him a nickel and let's get going.
  -- after... "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Burns: Throw him out, Smithers! Homer: You don't have to do that, Mr.
  Burns. I can throw <myself> out....
• Ah, Simpson. At last we meet. -- Mr.
  Burns, calling Homer in regarding Bart's accident, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Homer: Mr. Burns, are you trying to get me drunk? Bu
  Yes. -- A brief moment of honesty from Monty Burns, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Homer: If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr.
  Burns' office right now and... Smithe...
• Judge: Mr. Burns, I must warn you that if you continue to disrupt the court in this way, I will have to cite you for contempt.
  Burns: You wouldn't dare! Judge: Well, no, um, I guess I wouldn't. -- "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Sorry, offer's expired, I guess we'll just have to let the jury decide, twelve good men and true, Smithers release the hounds.
  -- Mr. Burns realizes that Bart made up his story, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...