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• My God, I'm depressed! Here I am, a computer with a mind a thousand times as powerful as yours, doing nothing but cranking out fortunes and sending mail about softball games.
  And I've got this pain right through my ALU. I've asked for it to be replaced, but nobody ever listens....
• Bart: Sorry I froze you out Lis, I, I just didn't want the guys to think I'd gone soft on the girl issue.
  Lisa: [sighs] I'm tired of being an issue, Bart....
• Would you like me better if I were tied down?
• If it is alright with you, I think I will make lunch for us in my tee shirt.
  Well, it is alright by me, but it seems it would be a whole lot less messy if you were to make lunch on the counter....
• Phoebe Sr.: So I guess you'd like to know how it all happened.
  Phoebe: I-I mean I, well I think I can figure it out....
• Someday God will log you out.