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I Think Man Invented The Car By Instinct.
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I think man invented the car by instinct.
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I THINK MAN INVENTED THE CAR by instinct. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
Its(just(my(nesting(instinct(I(guess()))))))
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me....
I don't buy temporary insanity as a murder defense.
'Cause people kill people. That's an animal instinct....
If it weren't for lawyers, I think we could have invented a universal symbolic representation of reality.
I think God invented rain to give dead people something to complain about. -- David Brenne
Coward: A man in whom the instinct of self-preservation acts normally. -- Sultana Zoraya
I don't want no Commies in my car... no Christians either. -- REPO MAN
Man invented Alcohol. God invented Grass. Who do you trust?