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I THINK MAN INVENTED THE CAR By Instinct. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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I THINK MAN INVENTED THE CAR by instinct.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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I THINK THEY SHOULD CONTINUE the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for paneling.
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