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• Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
  -- Ronald Reagan, "Saturday Evening Post" 1965...
• I am Eeyore of Borg: Nobody wants me to assimilate them.
• When I stopped living in the problem and began living in the answer, the problem went away.
  -- Randy Tref...
• It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.
  -- Ashleigh Brillia...
• Barney: Hey, Estelle? Will you go to the prom with me?
  Estelle: I wouldn't go to the prom with you if you were Elliot Gould!...
• I would have nobody to control me; I would be absolute
  and who but I? Now, he that is absolute can do what he like...
• I know I'm bending the rules tonight, but I also know none of you wants that skunk Burns to take our treasure.
  And I want you to know that when I die, you're all welcome to visit me in rich men's heaven....
• You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.