Barney: Hey, Estelle? Will you go to the prom with me?
Estelle: I wouldn't go to the prom with you if you were Elliot Gould!
Barney: Oh, shot down again...
Homer: Hey, don't worry, Barney, it's a big school. There's got to be
a girl nobody <else> wants to take the the prom.
-- "The Way We Was"