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• Barney: Wanna go to the prom with me? Girl: Good God, no!
  Barney: Well-put. -- Negative feedback, "The Way We Wa...
• Artie: Would you go to the prom with me? Marge: Oh, Artie
  I can think of a dozen highly cogent arguments. Now the first is from Time Magazine, dated January 8th, 1974 ....
• Homer: You said you'd go the prom with me. Marge: I also said I hated you, and we haven't even talked since then.
  Homer: I was afraid you'd cancel our date, so I stayed away from you completely, even though it meant skipping school for three weeks and graduating this summer....
• Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five? Moe
  Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register] [a cobra pops out and bites him repeatedly] A snake in the cash register!...
• Homer: [on the phone] You gotta help me, Barney, I'm in jail.
  Barney: You are? Hey, Homer, go to the window. [waves across the street to Homer] Hiya neighbor!...
• Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy. Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down.
  Oh, boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me....
• Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
  You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
• Barney: Hey, Homer, you wanna go bowling next Sunday?
  Homer: Barney, are you nuts? That's the Super Bowl!...
• Barney: [bell rings] Oh no, we're late for wood shop!
  Homer: But... we're early for lunch! Let's go grab a burger....