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• State legislators are merely politicians whose darkest secret prohibits them from running for higher office.
  -- Dennis Mille...
• Politicians who support sanctions should have to take in the refugees--it's only fair.
• You've reached Mike and Nancy's answering machine. They're not home right now.
  At least, I don't think they are. Hang on. (Voice moves away from recording microphone....
• Are you Catholic?" "Episcopalian, and not very." "Ja, ja. Agnoztic." -- From "The Badge
• I'm going to be a vice president very much like George Bush was.
  He proved to be a very effective vice president, perhaps the most effective we've had in a couple of hundred years....
• Of Law there can be no less acknowledged than that her seat is the bosom of God, her voice the harmony of the world.
  All things in heaven and earth do her homage,--the very least as feeling her care, and the greatest as not exempted from her power....
• The food that I like best- the food that makes me hungry just to think of- is very simple.
  When I cook I try never to get too far away from that kind of simplicity. -- Jeremiah Towe...
• Life is very important to Americans. -- Bob Dole, U.S. Senator from Kansa
• The mike works. That's very important to make sure the mike works, and ours is working well.