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Are You Catholic?" "Episcopalian, And Not Very." "Ja, Ja. Agnoztic." -- From "The Badge
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"Are you Catholic?"
"Episcopalian, and not very."
"Ja, ja. Agnoztic."
-- From "The Badger"
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