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Wait A Minute, I'm Not Signing Anything Until I Read It, Or Someone Gives Me The Gist Of It.
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Wait a minute, I'm not signing anything until I read it, or someone
gives me the gist of it.
-- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Related:
Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Oh, they're singing again. Lousy neighbors, wish I was deaf.
-- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
I bet you don't have a vibrating chair in that bag for me.
-- Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
I feel so empty, so alone, so... couchless. -- Homer laments the fate of his couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Homer, I know how you feel. You lost the couch. I lost the heavyweight championship.
-- Smokin' Joe Frazier, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...
Yeah, I used to be rich. I owned Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors.
Then those Disney sleazeballs shut me down. -- A bum, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
I gave Herb all the money I had in the world, and he still treats me like something he pulled out of his ear.
-- Homer laments his fate, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service.
But those were all dead ends. I think this chair is the answer....