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• Liberal Torture: Having Rush Limbaugh agree with a liberal.
• Music . . . can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. -- Leonard Bernstei
• The joy of music should never be interrupted by a commercial. -- Leonard Bernstei
• I like to torture my plants by watering them with ice cubes.
• Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
• Any great work of art . . . revives and readapts time and space
  and the measure of its success is the extent to which it makes you an inhabitant of that world -- the extent to which it invites you in and lets you breathe its strange, special air....
• The mass media is supported and sustained by commercial entities.
  And corn flakes and Shakespeare are simply not kissing cousins....
• Liberal minds are like streams -- broad and shallow.
• Telling a liberal the truth is like showing a vampire a crucifix.