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I Like To Torture My Plants By Watering Them With Ice Cubes.
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I like to torture my plants by watering them with ice cubes.
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All the plants in my house are dead -- I shot them last night.
I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. -- Stephen Wrigh...
All the plants in my house are dead---I shot them last night.
I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. -- Steven Wrigh...
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I laugh in the face of danger. I drop ice cubes down the vest of fear.
-- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
My neighbors don't like it when I talk to my plants... I use a megaphone.
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
Paradise : two cubes with dots on them.
Don't torture yourself...that's my job.
Marge: Homer, I want to throw a dinner party. Home
[whining] Oh, I hate having parties. The toilet always gets backed up....