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• It is better to be always on your guard than to suffer once.
• If you really want to annoy your neighbors and worry them no end, cause them to sit up nights in anxiety, than there is but one way to do it.
  Tell the truth about them. Truth needs no embellishment and is always better than any fiction possible....
• Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own. -- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #47
• Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred.
  By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters....
• It is always better to discuss what is right, rather than who is wrong.
• It is not always a good idea to whistle for your dog.
• As a general rule of thumb, never trust anybody who's been in therapy for more than 15 percent of their life span.
  The words "I am sorry" and "I am wrong" will have totally disappeared from their vocabulary....
• Your dog is aging faster than you are.
• Infect your friends and neighbors with E.I.B.!