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It is better to trip and end up on the floor, than to
not trip and end up on the floor for no particular reason
Related:
This room has a clean hard floor, but is not a dead end.
Dyslexics untie! Together we can trip up the world
I had this Geography teacher Miss Foster, she took us on a school summer camp trip to the Ganwee.
I had the tent next to her, right. And in the middle of the night I was woken up by this really weird noise....
Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
We end up in a big fight and we come home more miserable than when we left....
It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.
Man and mouse alike. Both end up in pussy.
BARBERS do it and end up with soaping hair.
Man and mouse alike; both end up in pussy.
The person who hesitates ends up at the end of the line.