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• Authorities tend to frown on the placement of an unopened can of spinach in a microwave oven, although everyone knows this is a quick way to redecorate your kitchen.
• One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong golf ball on a golf course.
• If what you have just said can be interpreted in a variety of way
  hat way which will cause the most confusion to the greatest number of people for the longest time and result in lasting harm and distress will predominate and better endure, and overcome any form of correction far more than any other....
• You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 2...
• You can enjoy a beer any time of the month.
• It is bad form to use floor wax on your teeth so you can be a smooth talker.
• The Bore is the person who deprives you of your solitude without any form of recompense in the form of decent company.
  A good bore can consume within the space of one year, one and a half times his own weight in patience....
• It is considered bad form, when in the presence of Imelda Marcos, to say "If the shoe fits, wear it!
• The agreement of so many kinds of animals in a certain common structure
  which seems to be fundamental not only in their skeletons, but also in the arrangement of the other parts - so that a wonderfully simple typical form, by the shortening and lengthening of some parts, and by the suppression and development of others, might be able to produce an immense variety of species - allows a ray of hope, however faint, to enter our minds, that here perhaps some result may be obtained, by the application of the principle of the mechanism of nature (without which there can be no natural science in general)....