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• I'm off to wax the shuttlecraft! Anyone got a tribble I can use?
• Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
  -- Penn Jillette...
• You can open a cucumber using only your teeth. -- Cucumbers are Bette
• Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of ketchup).
• Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of catsup).
• It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax! -- Saturday Night Live
• At least you can always use my code as a bad example.
• The only advantage of old age is that you can sing while you brush your teeth.
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....