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It Is Good To See You Again. You Are Still Too Fat, K'mpec.
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It is good to see you again.
You are still too fat, K'mpec.
-- K'mpec and Kahlest, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2
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I'm going to k-k-k-k-k-k-kill you K-k-k-k-k-k-ken!
It is too dangerous, you must not go alone. Hey, I'm your cha'DIch.
-- Worf and Picard, "Sins of the Father", stardate 43685.2...
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Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another child?...
Duras: "You shall not wear this emblem of our people!" -- "Sins Of The Father", Stardate 43685.2
You can't go home again if home is a place you've never been. -- Ursula K Legui