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• You wouldn't want to meet the person of your dreams in a bar.
  'Cause when you get married and your little boy says, "Dad, what was it like when you first met Mom?...
• It is not a good omen when the lady of your dreams shows up at the court house for the wedding wearing designer jeans, and the designer is a man whose name is Frigidaire.
• Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the Atlantic Ocean famous for its wild horses.
  I realize that the concept of wild horses probably stirs romantic notions in many of you, but this is because you have never met any wild horses in person....
• Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the Atlantic Ocean famous for its wild horses.
  I realize that the concept of wild horses probably stirs romantic notions in many of you, but this is because you have never met any wild horses in person....
• Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the Atlantic Ocean famous for its wild horses.
  I realize that the concept of wild horses probably stirs romantic notions in many of you, but this is because you have never met any wild horses in person....
• Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.
  Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr....
• Got a wife and kids in Baltimore Jack, I went out for a ride and never came back.
  Like a river that don't know where it's flowing, I took a wrong turn and I just kept going....
• I met a girl who sang the blues and I asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away.
  -- Don McLea...