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• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
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• Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
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• Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
  Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
• Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.
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• Marge: When I first met your father, he was loud, crude and piggish.
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