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• It were not best that we should all think alike; it is the difference of opinion that makes horseraces.
  -- Mark Twain,_Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar_, 1894...
• Let us endeavour to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), from Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar(1894)...
• The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Honesty is the best policy--when there is money in it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• We are all alike, on the inside. Mark Twai
• Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
  -- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)...
• Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Temperate temperance is best; intemperate temperance injures the cause of temperance.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...