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• Never map the labyrinth.
• Hospitals: Places where the run down wind up.
• A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
• If you like to spend your vacation in out-of-the-way places where few people go, let your wife read the map.
  -- Jack Carte...
• A true diplomat struts sitting down.
• IV. The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.
  Such an object is inevitably priceless, the attempt to capture it inevitably unsuccessful....
• Any map or chart on which the town of Lima, Ohio, is not prominently figured is banned from sale in that town.
• 0357 Have you memorized the UUCP map for your country?
  0358 ... For any country? -- from THE HACKER TEST...
• The true snob never rests: there is always a higher goal to attain, and there are, by the same token, always more and more people to look down upon.
  -- J. Russel Lynes (1910-1991)U.S. editor, write...