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• Never shave when you're angry. If you are about to shave your face, legs, or other body parts and happen to be angry, it might be a good idea to put down your razor and wait for a few minutes.
  This way you can avoid serious cuts and dangerous infections. -- SAFETY TIP #17...
• Here is a simple experiment that will teach you an important electrical lesso
  On a cool, dry day, scuff your feet along a carpet, then reach your hand into a friend's mouth and touch one of his dental fillings....
• Here is a simple experiment that will teach you an important electrical lesso
  On a cool, dry day, scuff your feet along a carpet, then reach your hand into a friend's mouth and touch one of his dental fillings....
• Anything that can happen will happen, unless your test plan provides for it to happen.
  -- Weinberg's Programming Principle #3...
• Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
  -- Joan Crawford...
• Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, and the other to be buried.
  -- Colto...
• Never kick a man unless he's down.