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• It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry.
  -- H.L. Mencke...
• Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Chemistry is physics without thought; mathematics is physics without purpose.
• Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. -- H. L. Mencken -- Chrestomathy, 1949
• To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• In brief, she assumed that, being a man, I was vain to the point of imbecility, and this assumption was correct, as it always is.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine. -- H. L. Mencke
• The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdai
  he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is their father....
• H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.
  L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenheim...