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• The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdai
  he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is their father....
• In childhood a woman must be subject to her fathe
  in youth to her husband; when her husband is dead, to her sons....
• Perhaps at fourteen every boy should be in love with some ideal woman to put on a pedestal and worship.
  As he grows up, of course, he will put her on a pedestal the better to view her legs....
• There is only one real tragedy in a woman's life. The fact that the pst is always her lover, and her future invariably her husband.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "An Ideal Husband" (1895)...
• An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have
  the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie...
• Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well, shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening.
  When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon....
• It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
  -- H. L. Mencken, Notebooks, 1956...
• A woman was out driving with her husband. She was speeding along at about fifty.
  Suddenly a motorcycle cop appeared alongside and told her to pull over....