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A Man In Erection Does Not Think. There Is No Blood Left For His Brain.
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A man in erection does not think. There is no blood left for his brain.
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NOTHING: A man with an erection who walks into a wall and breaks his nose.
A man with an erection is in no need of advice.
Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed. -- Old Testament -- Genesis ix, 6
An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.
BRAIN, n. An apparatus with which we think what we think.
That which distinguishes the man who is content to _be_ something from the man who wishes to _do_ something....
The great man does not think beforehand of his words that they may be sincere nor of his actions that they may be resolute -- he simply speaks and does what is right.
-- Mencius (Meng-tse) (372?-289? BCE)...
I'm a right-brain mind in a left-brain job.
RADICAL: A person whose left hand does know what his other left hand is doing.
-- Bernard Rosenberg...
The mind is what the brain does.