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NOTHING: A Man With An Erection Who Walks Into A Wall And Breaks His Nose.
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NOTHING:
A man with an erection who walks into a wall and breaks his nose.
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He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.
A man in erection does not think. There is no blood left for his brain.
A man with an erection is in no need of advice.
COWARD -- A man who wakes up with his nose in his wife's armpit and is afraid to open his eyes.
Beware the man who makes cream with his mouth; he winds up making butter with his nose.
-- Babbaluche the cobble...
man who aim high get wall wet.
Akira: Hello, I am Akira. Ha! [breaks a cinder block with his forehead] That didn't hurt very much, because I know the ancient art of karate.
[lying on his back with a giant rock on his chest, as two men pound the rock with sledgehammers] Karate focuses the mind and gives you self-confidence....