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• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I don't know about your brain, but mine is really... bossy. -- L. Anderso
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• IBM: I Broke Mine
• IBM: I Built Mine
• *Modified Rapture*
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
  But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....