It Is True That If Your Paperboy Throws Your Paper Into The Bushes For Five Straight Days It Can Be Explained By Newton's Law Of Gravity.

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It is true that if your paperboy throws your paper into the bushes for
five straight days it can be explained by Newton's Law of Gravity. But
it takes Murphy's law to explain why it is happening to you.

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