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• It just goes to show what you can do if you're a total psychotic. -- Woody Alle
• Women treat us just as humanity treats its gods. They worship us and are always bothering us to do something for them.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• Women treat us just as humanity treats its gods. They worship us and are always bothering us to do something for them.
  -- Wilde...
• Bart: I need something for Show and Tell. Lisa: Just take one of my geodes.
  [Bart stares blankly] The rocks on my desk....
• Show me a cat that just ate a lemon and I'll show you a sourpuss.
• Lisa: Dad, Mom said she'd be home to help me with my costume and she's not, and the geography pageant is tonight!
  Homer: Lisa, your mom still loves you. It's just that she has a career now....
• Lemme show you how to put on a tie: the hook goes over the top, and these things go in there.
  -- Homer Simpso...
• What to say to annoy a performance artist: "Hey, I saw something just like that on The Gong Show!
  -- Matt Groening...
• The sun goes down just when you need it the most. -- Jon Kirkup