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• Bart: Oh no, ties! Homer: Don't worry, son, you can have mine.
  Here, let me show you how to put on a tie. [takes off his clip-on] The hook goes over the top, and these things go in there....
• Homer: Come on, guys. Look at yourselves! All you do is study.
  I'm going to show you the true meaning of college...
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• Evelyn: Well, I can't pump [the gas] myself. I'm calling AAA.
  Marge: [stops her] I used to be a little overwhelmed too, but it's not that hard....
• Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer.
  Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings....
• Thus use your frog: put your hook--I mean the arming wire--through his mouth and out at his gill
  and then with a fine needle and silk sew the upper part of his leg with only one stitch to the arming wire of your hook, or tie the frog's leg above the upper joint to the armed wire...
• Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
  Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
• Burns: Who is that bookworm, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? How very strange....