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• What we've got here is failure to communicate... Some men you just can't reach.
  So you get what we got here last week.. Which is the the way he wants....
• If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what happens next week!
• Burns: People, if we meet this week's quota, I'll take you to the most duck-filled pond you ever sat by!
  Grampa: Oh, hot-diggity! That's how they got me to vote for Lyndon LaRouche!...
• May you get herpes the week before a preventative vaccine is announced.
• Things only appear to get lost--they're waiting for you in next week.
• If you say no, my brother and I will come here for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day of the week.
  -- The Blues Brothe...
• You can't get there from here.
• You can rent this space for only $5 a week.
• A lawyer shows up at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Normally we don't let you people in here but you're in luck, we have a special this week.
  You go to hell for the length of time you were alive, then you get to come back up here for eternity....