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• It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isn't too good either if you speak when your head is empty.
• When you speak to others for their own good it's advice
  when they speak to you for your own good it's interference....
• Your husband tells me you have a great mind. Too bad it hasn't reached your head.
  -- Jack E. Leonard...
• It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
  -- Miss Manners (Judith Martin)...
• It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
  -- Miss Manne...
• You may be redneck... if your gene pool is a foot deep and usually empty.
• When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.