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• Heaven can wait.
• On a slow day, you can wait forever. -- The Fourth Law of Computing
• The Fourth Law of Computing: On a slow day, you can wait forever.
• A successful man is one who can make enough money so that his wife can spend all she wants.
  A successful women is a woman who can find such a man....
• Truth can wait; he's used to it.
• I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
  -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• Homer: That's it! I'm calling my buddies. Marge is not the only one who can have a girls' night out.
  [dials the phone] Lenny: Oh, no can do, Homer....
• One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...