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It Might Be A Good Idea To Offer The Unicorn A Ruby.
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It might be a good idea to offer the unicorn a ruby.
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A priestess and a virgin you might be, but that unicorn won't care.
They say that a unicorn might bring you luck.
Their idea of an offer you can't refuse is an offer... and you'd better not refuse.
It might be a good idea to think twice before jumping in bed with a lady ventriloquist.
Think about it: there she is; there you are; and just as you're zeroing on target, it laughs at you....
Lysistrata had a good idea.