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It Might Be A Good Idea To Think Twice Before Jumping In Bed With A Lady Ventriloquist.
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It might be a good idea to think twice before jumping in bed
with a lady ventriloquist. Think about it: there she is; there you
are; and just as you're zeroing on target, it laughs at you.
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If you have to think twice about it, you're wrong.
Quote #135 REPORTER: Mr. Gandhi, what do you think about Western Civilization?
GANDHI: I think it would be a good idea....
Think before you think! -- Stanislaw Lem
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Think twice before you speak to a friend in need. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Computers don't actually think. You just think they think. (We think.)
Homer: Eh, what do you mean by `suggested donation'?
Clerk: Pay any amount you wish, sir. Homer: And uh, what if I wish to pay ....
Lisa: Ooohh, you are SO cute, yes you are you are I just LOVE you.
Marge: [Laughs] See. It was a good idea to come here after all....
Hold on to freedom as long as you can, 'cause the girl in your cell might think she's a man.