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• It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.
• The child had every toy his father wanted.
• There is America, which at this day serves for little more than to amuse you with stories of savage men and uncouth manne
  yet shall, before you taste of death, show itself equal to the whole of that commerce which now attracts the envy of the world....
• The information you can obtain costs more than you want to pay!
• Free advice generally costs more than the other kind.
• You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
• It is a wise father that knows his own child. -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice
• You are getting old if you can remember when Ethyl gas cost more because lead was added to the gas.
  Now, leaded gas costs less than regular gas. It is enough to make you fume!...