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I Told The Truth Lord! How Can I Learn Any Moral Lesson If You Keep Confusing Me Like This.
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I told the truth Lord! How can I learn any moral lesson if you keep
confusing me like this.
-- Philipe The Mouse, "Ladyhawke"
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It would certainly reflect well on you. -- Matthew Broderick in "Ladyhawke...
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