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  "Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with," the Mock Turtle replied...
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• he guy who took a course in exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be able to face his girl again?
  -- Hear about......
• Hear about... the guy who took a course in exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be able to face his girl again?
• There once was a member of Mensa Who was a most excellent fencer.
  The sword that he used Was his -- (line is refused, And has now been removed by the censor)....
• Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
  Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying...
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  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
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