Related:

• MacPherson's Theory of Entropy: It requires less energy to take an object out of its proper place than to put it back.
• The effort to catch a falling, breakable object will produce more destruction than if the object had been allowed to fall in the first place.
  -- Fulton's Law of Gravity...
• The Three Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 1. An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
  2. An object at rest will always be in the wrong place....
• Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: (1) An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
  (2) An object at rest will always be in the wrong place....
• Failure is more frequently from want of energy than want of capital.