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• Futility Factor: No experiment is ever a complete failure -- it can always serve as a negative example.
  Fulton's Law of Gravity: The effort of catching a falling object will cause more destruction than if the object had been allowed to fall in the first place....
• An object will fall so as to do the most damage. Selective Gravity Law
• An object will fall so as to do the most damage. -- Law of Selective Gravity The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
  -- Jenning's Corollary...
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• The Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law)
  An object will fall so as to do the most damage....
• Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law) An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
• It requires more energy to remove an object from it's proper place than to put it back.
  -- MacPherson's Law of Entropy...
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....