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It Runs In The Blood Like Wooden Legs.
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It runs in the blood like wooden legs.
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I was walking down the street the other day when I saw this guy with two wooden legs, but real feet.
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A traveling salesman was driving past a farm when he saw a pig with three wooden legs executing a magnificent series of backflips and cartwheels.
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Blood. Swashbuckling music (perhaps). LAUNCELOT races through into the castle screaming....