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• Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!! I wonder why? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Quote #185 ``How do we persuade new users that spreading fonts across the page like peanut butter across hot toast is not necessarily the route to typographic excellence?
  '' -- Peter Fly...
• I like to sit and think. Mostly, I just sit.
• I don't like spreading rumors, but what else can you do with them?
• I like all kinds of spreads. Playboy, Penthouse, & Legs.
• Advice is like mushrooms; if you aren't careful, you will get a lot of B.S.
• I like women with big... HEARTS! YEAH! THAT's it!
• I loved him like a brothel. -- S. J. Perelma
• Bed Spreaders spread spreads on beds. Bread Spreaders spread butter on breads.
  And that Bed Spreader better watch out how he's spreading or that Bread Spreader's sure going to butter his bedding....