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It's A Chain Saw. I Always Carry One For Emergencies.
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It's a chain saw. I always carry one for emergencies.
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It's a hockey stick. I always carry one for emergencies.
It's a crowbar. I always carry one for emergencies.
And some other's that i saw on some e-mail chain letter deal.
hese highlight the similarities between the king and jesus. -- Elvi...
Gore-tex: byproduct of the Texas chain saw massacre.
Never shake hands with the operator of a chain saw when he is working.
Trying to program in MS-DOS is like trying to shave with a chain-saw.
The pen is mightier than the sword--so, in these dangerous times, I always carry a pen.
-- Ashleigh Brillia...
I nearly saw Elvis one night, but my shovel broke.
Then one night I saw the light and now there is nothing more to see.