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Never Shake Hands With The Operator Of A Chain Saw When He Is Working.
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Never shake hands with the operator of a chain saw when he is working.
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That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang..
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. GANDHI
No matter how friendly you would like to be, it is not a good idea to shake hands with the mechanic, just after he comes from under the car.
Gore-tex: byproduct of the Texas chain saw massacre.
It's a chain saw. I always carry one for emergencies.
On a Shake-N-Bake or similar product, I saw a sticker saying "Remove this label before baking".
Now, if they never put this useless sticker on there in the first place, a warning wouldn't have been required, and thus, no sticker....
So in the Libyan fable it is told That once an eagle, stricken with a dart, Said, when he saw the fashion of the shaft, "With our own feathers, not by others' hands, Are we now smitten.
-- Aeschylus (525-456 BC) -- Frag. 135 (trans. by Plumptre)...
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist. -- Indira Gandhi
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. -- Indira Gandhi