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• GERIATRIC COPULATION -- A loose connection.
• I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe!
• Generic CADD goes Geriatric CADD?
• Hibbert: Er, welcome to the new Springfield Center for Geriatric Medicine.
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• i Pi e = -1
• I can tell where my own shoe pinches me; and you must not think, sir, to catch old birds with chaff.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iv, Chap. v...
• Microsoft Fights Linux -- By Contributing Kernel Patches If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
  .. and then destory 'em. That seems to be the new Microsoft strategy for dealing with Linux....
• I am 86 of Borg: You will be... wait, my shoe is ringing.